we have gone nutters. nutty. nutella. peanuts. penny and nutty. nutters. :D
5:35:00 PM
if this is how we're like after prelims, and in the face of quite dissatisfying grades, i fear to think abt the situation after o levels. turn into wild animals and get sent to the zoo? moose, pig, parrot. maybe they'll give us an enclosure of our own. (: hahahaha.

we ridicule bio pracs. (:
intructions were given to look into a provided hand mirror and draw your right eye.
'draw what you see.'

ale: im going to draw my eyebags in!
pw: can i draw my contacts in?
gen+ale+pw: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.
teacher-in-charge: girls! can you please look at your eye not in the cosmetic way but in the biological way?!
ale: eh, second question: label and state function. eyebags- their function is to make you look haggarded.

last last prac was classic. we were given the nasi lemak fish to draw and dissect.

1.
ale: do you think if i put it into the water it'll start swimming again?

2.
teacher-in-charge: where's your paper?
ale: im scared the fish will eat it!
the look she gave me was classic. :D

3.
ale: my fish's female! your fish's male! let's fertilize the eggs!
pw: what are you doing?!?!?!
ale: fertilizing! :D *putting the "fertilzed" eggs in a petri dish of water.

4.
ale: my fish only has one eye!
pw &gen: NO!

i think i love bio pracs. Gen and I, probably by now, have been labelled by the bio teachers as deranged. okay lar, mainly the stupid comments come from me. Gen just laughs and encourages me to say stupid stuff and has the misfortune of sitting next to me, so she get's labelled too. but honestly, im not that stupid. it's just that i take it upon myself to provide comic relief.

oh, we were saying the other day. if teachers had a sense of humour, and if they weren't rushing for time, they'd actually have quite alot of fun grading our scripts. (: you know the classic 'find x, circle and point, here it is' type of no brainer answers? yeah. how fun. (: the stuff we write under stressed 'die! no more time already!' exam situations is really quite hilarious. :D

there's something very ticklish abt the phrase: SOTONG FACE :D i dont know why. :/

so. prelim results. a nice lot of bananas. one apple. one coconut. and one donkey. lalalaladeehahaha. the only thing i regret is not being able to make my mum happy.

well. laughter is good for the soul. gen pw and me have gone nutty, point taken. (:


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