i have emo love songs stuck in my head.
9:39:00 PM

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aletheia!

  1. Aletheia can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
  2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Aletheia.
  3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Aletheia!
  4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Aletheia!
  5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Aletheia.
  6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Aletheia in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  7. Aletheia was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Aletheia floating in their swimming pools.
  9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Aletheia, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
  10. Ideally, Aletheia should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
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this made me laugh out loud. :DDD

oh and, something happened this afternoon that's just pure proof that exams have rotted my brain and made me go cukcoo.

when i woke up from my nap, the TV was on and my mum was watching it. one of those games channel U has was on.
"is that a game? are you playing it?"
looks at me weirdly.. "yes."
"har?!?! really ah! but i don't even know how to play lar you know how to play."
"mm..."
"are you supposed to shoot the spaceships or are you the spaceship?"
"shoot them lar, can't you see they are attacking the house?"
"no. they're kinda just floating..."
i read the flashing intructions in tiny text in the sidebar.
"but it says you have to sms directions.. where's your phone?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA...."
YOU TRICKED ME!!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... and you're supposed to be better at this kind of stuff than me!"

so now you know. when you start thinking that your mum is better at this kinda stuff than the teenager you, you know you've been studying too hard. i used that as my excuse to go watch naruto and full house.

hee.

ale